Homer Jay Simpson is
married to Marge and has 3 children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie. He is a safety
inspector in the Springfeild Nuclear Power Plant in sector 7G and if not
sleeping on the job he is on a break eating doughnuts or infront of a
vending machine. His many achievements include flying in space, having his
own business, "Mr.Plow's snow-plowing service", touring with the Smashing
Pumpkins in Hullabalooza, playing the role of "Poochie" on The Itchy and
Scratchy Show and high school reunion trophies for most weight gained,
most hair lost, most improved order and person who travelled least
distance.
AGE: 36 years old
WEIGHT: between
239-260lbs
FAVORITE FOODS: doughnuts, American Cheese, Chippos,
Krusty Burgers, bulk seafood and porkchops.
FAVORITE BEVERAGES:
Duff Beer
COMMON SAYINGS: says "D'oh" when upset, "Mumm..." when
tempted